I just got an e-mail from this company and they are selling a Roman "Swiss Army multifunction like tool". I think I might end up buying one. Here is the page on the tool to look at:
http://www.mambri.com/cosasArmillum/Cuc ... iusos.html
And here is their main web page:
http://armillum.com/tienda/index.php?ma ... anguage=en