Salvete,
It's a Censorial conspiracy to prevent poor Geminius from having the name he originally wished for! This could be a political crisis like they have in other places...
As for a temple to curiosity, seems like a good idea to me. If I can spend the last few years following irony I'm sure a religion dedicated to the pursuit of curiosity would go from strength to strength.
In a silly mood is...
Marcus Scribonius Curio Britannicus.